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Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

By Lisa / Monday 19 September 2011 02:07 / United States
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By  _Peppermint_  |  34

Move on. I know it's hard but every breakup is one step closer to "the one". Think about this in a positive way. I'll admit that was kinda've a bitch move on your dad but it's not suprising.

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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This. He's your dad. You go to friends and stuff like that for advice. You put him in an awkward spot and he responded accordingly. Not to be overly stereotypical/sexist here, but you'd probably be better off going to your mom or a female adult around you for relationship advice.

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  enonymous  |  8

Surprised everyone is so adult and no one has said "make him a sammich and get him a cold beer" congratulations everyone. Gold Stars all around... Now go make me a sammich

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  prinzess_fml  |  25

Well he's supposed to have some experience. Once you've experienced that sort of things before, you can at least try and give advice. I tried to, see my comment below.

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  EvilDave  |  13

@23 The problem with women is that god didn't give them a brain, but rather gave them a sense of entitlement and expectation that the entire world should run as the wish it to, including men.

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  DocBastard  |  38

EvilDave - that comment was, well, evil. And sexist. And stupid. DropTheDaggerxx - As a father (and someone who is very experienced and good with giving life advice), I'm offended by your comment. I hope that when my daughter is old enough to date that she will feel comfortable enough to come to me for advice. Not all men are cavemen idiots.

By  _Peppermint_  |  34

Move on. I know it's hard but every breakup is one step closer to "the one". Think about this in a positive way. I'll admit that was kinda've a bitch move on your dad but it's not suprising.

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  Epikouros  |  31

Exactly! It probably took him years to realize women typically don't want to hear a solution when they're complaining, they just want sympathy - and now you're suddenly asking for a solution to a problem that can't be solved. Of course, your life still sucks for being dumped.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

4 and 42- Life situations are different, I would assume that her dad is one of the only people she can tell things to. I could be wrong about the situation, but w/e. Your comments show why most dads want a son. My sisters treat our dad with just as much, if not more, respect as our mom. Don't act like dads have no idea how to deal with emotions.

By  yamatelle  |  19

Let me guess, this is how he broke up with you. He blindfolded and you waited on your bed for a few minutes until you got impatient. You then took off the blindfolds and saw that he left a note with "it's over" written on it? What a dick!

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  yamatelle  |  19

^ It's what I specialize at :) If it annoys you thumb it down and move on to the next one. It really is that simple. I just write whatever comes into my mind first and I won't be surprised if some people don't like it or think I'm annoying.

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  enonymous  |  8

Wow all this angst and hate!! It's like you 2 were blowing up soggy balloons where the hookers gather as kids and you just realized it today that they were actually condoms. Then to add icing to the cake you nursed a baby bird back to health only to see it ripped apart feather by feather by your own cat!!

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  yamatelle  |  19

I fucking love you, enonymous! That was awesome. Keyman better watch out because I'm getting ready to steal you. I'm going to try to not make any past FML references, but I can't promise anything. It's like crack for me.

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