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By StillBetterThanTwilight - / Tuesday 28 August 2012 15:56 / United States
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I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

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I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

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Imagine if Op's boyfriend does get possessed; the only thing I can think of is the first Exorcist movie. Op: "Babe are you okay?" Boyfriend: "Ahhhh FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!"

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I dunno, that knife from the Golden Compass (books, not the movie) could fuck a demon up pretty bad...

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How the Fuck is a knife going to protect him from a demon!? Fuck that noise! Your only excuse for staying would be wanting to get stabbed.

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I'm just lucky Enough that my dark spirits give me a months notice before they attack me, plus I think they are just a bit slow, one gets pushed around in a wheel chair, while the other one has a limp wrist, and mumbles.

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Would of been better to carry a cross and bible,Would of been better to carry a cross and bible,Would of been better to carry a cross and bible.

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Am I the only one who thinks this is a Left 4 Dead reference from the guy in the church who keeps saying this and gets the horde after you?

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