It seems like he took you too literally. With guys like that, you can't be suggestive -- you have to ask for what you want directly. He wouldn't be an engineer by any chance, would he?

Maybe next time be more direct?,that sucks sorry OP.FYL

YDI, should have suggested sex.

Well, he did take a shower with you. ;)

He did what you told him to do at least

I believe you, actually. Sarcasm is practically my first language, and that's exactly how I read it. I don't know how anyone COULDN'T tell that that was sarcasm.

Aren't we all tired of the "I was being sarcastic" excuse?!

I don't think your specific with your intentions

Oh come on people! Like #44 said, I can't see how that ISN'T sarcasm! I thought it was pretty funny, personally!

Nope, because it's a legitimate reason for downvoted comments. Doesn't it occur to people that a comment is shitty not because it was stupid and then excused through sarcasm, but because it was failed sarcasm in the first place? I'm not talking about ALL comments, because there are some honestly dumb ones, but some others are obvious attempts at sarcasm that didn't work out; the commenter gets their comment and intelligence bashed because everyone misinterprets them. They try to explain themselves and suddenly, they're using the "sarcasm excuse." Nothing will please you guys, will it? Gez As for this comment, just like skitzy, I could read the sass off that sentence like I was saying it jokingly to a friend, it was a nice first comment c: EDIT: WOW this did not look so long typed up on an itouch, holy crap. Sorry for the fml essay, but had to get it out :P