Love, Relationships and Awkward: The bobs and vagene guy

The bobs and vagene guy

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML

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You deserved it 201

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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You deserved it 14 971

By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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You deserved it 4 580

By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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You deserved it 7 015

By notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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You deserved it 4 689

By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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You deserved it 7 788

By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 12:16 - United States

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

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You deserved it 4 350

Sorry honey

By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend and I get along very well, but I’m not used to being extremely close to somebody. Every time we are together, I always somehow manage to elbow him in the balls. FML

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You deserved it 203

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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You deserved it 5 222

By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

SJKatt 15

Friday 30 July 2021 9:34

Leave him immediately. Boundaries and consent are one of the most important parts of relationships, outside of compatibility and communication. Get out now.

Blimix 9

Friday 30 July 2021 13:07

Seriously. This. Groping you without your consent is sexual assault. He'll move on to rape as soon as he feels he can get away with it. Get away now.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 July 2021 6:41

Plot twist: both people in this story are in their 40s.

Plop 17

Friday 30 July 2021 14:05

Could be. Stupidity has no age.

iicccyyy 15

Friday 30 July 2021 7:31

He’s a creep

SJKatt 15

Friday 30 July 2021 9:34

Leave him immediately. Boundaries and consent are one of the most important parts of relationships, outside of compatibility and communication. Get out now.

Blimix 9

Friday 30 July 2021 13:07

Seriously. This. Groping you without your consent is sexual assault. He'll move on to rape as soon as he feels he can get away with it. Get away now.

Plop 17

Friday 30 July 2021 12:39

That'll teach you not to date a 12-years old!

sixxis 7

Friday 30 July 2021 16:15

Wait, I can't touch my girl's boobs anytime I want? Why have a girl then? Might as well break up, FOH!

moniqueminx89 5

Thursday 5 August 2021 1:50

No. You can't. Touch yourself whenever you want. You can't touch someone else without their consent.

sixxis 7

Friday 30 July 2021 16:18

This is the most ridiculous FML yet. I guess he can't wake you up with morning sex either? Needs to make an appointment for some head? Might as well break up, become friends.

rotflqtms_ 21

Saturday 31 July 2021 10:55

Either this is sarcasm or you're 12. Women have a right to their own body's and if we don't want someone to touch us, we have a right to refuse. You being her boyfriend doesn't grant you unlimited access to her body. She isn't a thing you can just do with whatever you please. She is a human being. She has the right to say no, or to say yes and change her mind. You seem rapey. You need to check your attitude before it gets you in trouble.

ChipBoundary 9

Saturday 31 July 2021 18:21

Yes, consent is very important. But if your boyfriend touching any part of you bothers you at any time, you need to re-evaluate whether you want to be in a relationship with that person (or potentially any person) at all.

juggalo2 20

Friday 30 July 2021 18:37

Let other men grope you in public, and see if he understands why it's inappropriate?

Vesi 29

Friday 30 July 2021 21:00

I have little advice for OP other than push his hand away until he gets it or leave him.. but I feel that whoever titled this FML has been in imgur entirely too long. =)