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My name is Muslim.... people still have trouble pronouncing it. My science teacher got confused and once called me Islam and wouldn't believe me when I told her my real name was Muslim.

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If we followed those rules then there wouldn't be half as much people here, if they didn't make those rules, what fun would it be to break them?

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why does that matter? I'm 13 and like to think that I have better grammar (and spelling) than some of the older people on the site p.s.what's your name at the top you are totally hot (I unlike some can say that without being creepy) because I'm 13 and not 25. k. out

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I was in room 3 toooo! then they like had avatar sex all over again.. but it's pretty hard to enjoy personal porno after having three crooked things shoved up your bootyhole...

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This FML would be so much funnier if the OP's name was something simple. Example: "Today, I met my new roommate. She couldn't pronounce my name, so she decided to go with something close: Lube. My name is Mike. FML"

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I once knew a girl who was contemplating calling her future child Chlamdyia [sp?]. She was 14 at the time though, so hopefully when she DOES have children... OP, after a few tries, I would have come up with a cool nickname. Like Dumbledore or something.

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What could I do without you lube?! Oh lube you make everything so much easier. You wouldn't be where you are if it weren't for lube. Lube made Dick Fitwell. Lube makes jokes really hard to make..

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