By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 August 2013 22:31 / Isle of Man - Douglas
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By  SWC_Penguin  |  17

This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first orgasm." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.

By  crisanba  |  18

First time jitters I guess


If those are what your jitters are like, remind me to never have sexual relations with you


There's a tough crowd for this fml's comments, it appears

  Sarahandlucas  |  9

Have you realized that every comment you post gets so many negative comments that you have to tap to see it?? Maybe you should look at what your putting BEFORE you send it. Js.

By  JE553  |  9

Didn't want the mood to be ruined obviously

  Grayness_  |  25

Lol. He prolly didn't know and thought that she making those noises were annoying.

By  RealTalk0  |  7

You should've just left then and there honestly..

By  Jst4kicks  |  16

lol at least you were enjoyin it

By  jesustitts  |  20

At least he didn't just stop and ruin the moment! What are you complaining for?

  jesustitts  |  20

Ever heard of sarcasm #18? I have self respect.

  jesustitts  |  20

It may have been a shitty comment but I was being sarcastic. Not sure why everyone on FML has to be so serious.

  Rodville  |  25

I have never said that I was just being sarcastic. I accept my thumbs down like a big boy.

As for the OP next time just before he comes choke his ass.

Let the downwards thumbs begin

  hienzburgess  |  9

just shut up. idiot.

By  bhou56  |  7

It would have been worse if he suddenly shoved his dong in your mouth!

  B0nb0N09  |  12

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By  angelitared  |  27

Very sensitive of him!! What a fuk bag!

  Trisha_aus  |  15

I reckon fuckclump sounds a little better no?

  olpally  |  32

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