GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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twiztidangel 0

Butterflies are harmless though. Now if it were a spider.. Ew

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siba 0

hahahhaha that's so funny it's amazing wat ppl are afraid off!!

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Rastas 3

That's just sad! Come to Australia and see some creepy crawlies!

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platypus546 24

oh try being in a butterfly enclosure when you realise you have that fear.

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MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

it's not like you can "choose" what you're afraid of. maybe OP had a bad experience with butterflies when he/she was younger. you're making it seem like you popped out of the womb and wad like "Hmm...what shall I be afraid of? oh! I know! butterflies!"

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underpaid011 0

really now. butterflies? natures gayest insect? are you also afraid of trees, anything painted red, and doorknobs?

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rattusrattus 18

They flutter erratically and move fast. So yes, it is possible to be afraid of butterflies.

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maddybug 0

It's ok! I hate bugs and if any of them try to come near me I do the exact same thing as you!

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RavenNight 0

butterflies? really? thts jst sad

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Sprklss 0

lol you're picture made me laugh :)

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