GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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impregnator 0

I hav a fear of reading long ass comments.

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swift07 4

lmao I'm scared of them to :p and people laugh at me but 2 of my friends are scared of them to :p so I don't feel as bad and one of them is a guy lol so ya

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Dizz3499 0

YDI for being soooo wierd....

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CallMeHush 0

Can't wait to see how snake release day goes for you!

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sk1ml1fe 0

lmao that's funny as hell thx for making my day better

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iFuxxkMyyLyfe 0

what did you do when you saw that episode of spongebob when they're in Sandys dome wearing the helmets and it landed on Patricks and you saw it up close? I bet you shit an entire brick. I would.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Butterflies scare me too! Their wings may be pretty, but their bodies are still all creepy and bug-like.

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trucalling_fml 0

You are pathetic. End of story.

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