GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

At least the kids had fun? haha

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enonymous 8

Don't you dare smash any. Dont need another butterfly effect happening

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nerdchic 5

that def wasn't from smashing a butterfly

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Frelling 0

No, it is not my '****** op'. Are you sure it is not yours?

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DocBastard 38

Haha! You're both wrong. Rudie was obviously trying to say "you ****** OP", but I have no idea who he's talking to. Certainly not me...I don't **** crazy people.

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Snackbars 0

At least you're not afraid of pickles. ...And you had to go on a fieldtrip to a pickle factory. There are some weird fears out there, and this one is relatively normal. But still. BUTTERFLIES. I can't think of anything less harmless.

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PassTheDutch 0

I think a pickle could kill you before a butterfly could.

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mazzera_fml 7

im scared of butterflies and moths.. especially moths ewww give me a spider any day

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Sprklss 0

Yuck, moths are so gross...maybe she means moths instead of butterflies?

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applecaketree 0

Same here, I'm scared of moths and Daddy Long Legs *shivers*

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Unlucky OP, but I don't know why, out of everything out there, you're scared of butterflies. Oh well. You remind me of a guy in the film The Cottage

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_yarrrr 0

....it's always the butterflies you don't suspect......

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WOODYfromthaBAY 0

really? butterflies?....

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