GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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Diwa_fml 0

I think butterflies are scary to. Spiders at least says shows who they are. Butterflies disguises them selves as flowers. OOOO look beatiful flower scream butterfly. Nasty

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Don't feel too bad...I'm terrified of bugs too. Especially stink bugs.

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Lufferkinz 0

Pokémon ruined butterflies forever :(

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3rab 0

I actually have the same fear of butterflies as well...I commiserate!

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soxnroxs 8

Its okay, I'm scared shitless of butterflies too.

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Calyx_fml 21

Beware the deadly poison butterflies with razor sharp fangs.

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