Dutch courage

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 812
You deserved it 5 010

Top comments

how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...

nammz 0

so...did you say yes or no?

Comments

How did you know he was going to propose? Did he tell you? Lame. And i hate it when people claim that their number of comment makes them the best. For example "I hear #100 is awesome." and they are number 100. It gets old people. Real old.

ZH13 0

#15, if he didn't want to marry her he wouldn't propose in the first place. what was he drinking, and how many is "a couple"?

angie_babi 0

uhm, how did you know he was going to propose ??????

wh0regasm 0

how embarrassing!!!! don't let that stop you though

How did you know he was going to propose?

#11, 12 and 13... just, stfu. that sucks so bad, but its not really an FML for you. sounds more like your fiance(?) should be posting here.

BulldogQB4 0

#2 shut up. Marriage is a big thing. I could understand the man being nervous, just took it the wrong way.

wowfmlife 0

#33, thats what i mean, how would she know he was actually going to propose?