Family and Intimacy: Drunk twit

Drunk twit

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 06:06 - United States

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother, you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

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Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

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By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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nephilim241 19

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:05

He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.

sinking_fish 12

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:12

At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?

Comments

beebananaz88 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:17

"Hey yall, you know my soon to be brother? I slepted with him and it was good"

Sdyney6 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 5:27

Just a thought maybe you shouldnt sleep with your soon to be stepbrother..

HannahPaloozah 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 6:37

I slept with my soon to be brother in law... Just thought I'd share

Scands_59 14

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:00

That's actually not that bad...my aunt married her step-brother o_0

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:14

Hey look at it this way. It will be very easy to sneak over to your boyfriend's house for an overnight visit.

tragicnightmare 15

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:20

this reminds me of Claire and Jake on degrassi

Track1991 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:39

That's awkward. Well what made you want to stay in the family by moving to the next brother lol. Bad call.

cmac86 23

Sunday 25 December 2011 8:41

You cheated on your fiancé. Bitch.

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:57

You do realize that it was one of her real PARENTS marrying one of the soon-to-be-step-brother's PARENTS. A step brother is not the same as a brother in law. She didn't have a fiance and really even if she did, I don't think you have the right to judge her and call her a bitch.