Family and Intimacy: Drunk twit

Drunk twit

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 06:06 - United States

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother, you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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By anon - 28/07/2015 05:02 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Moose Factory

Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML

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By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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Eternally romantic

By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

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By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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You deserved it 6 049

nephilim241 19

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:05

He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.

sinking_fish 12

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:12

At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?

Comments

KevinsK4 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:34

Wow! Can I Join You On Your Next Family Reunion? Sounds Interesting! How'd Everyone React?

kisstophersbaby 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:31

I have been In a similar place, my step-brother and I, at the time didn't know we were going to be related and he fingered me.. Well 6 months later out parents got engaged...

DJDude_Arazely 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:23

Question: Did you know your parents were involved in any sort of way before you.... you know? Screwed each other. Weel you cost your parents their happiness, but hey at least your not living with a giant secret inside and all that guilt, right? <:D Yes, your life does suck. <:/

floatyhead 8

Monday 18 March 2013 0:24

oh my god. same problem. I mean. we haven't done it, but sure as hell have been close enough. I'm now freaking out on the inside now o.o

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:08

I hope you burn. that's really messed up and I hope you were embarrassed and ashamed

drummerp64 16

Friday 15 November 2013 17:52

I think OP meant that they slept together, and then some time later their parents ended up dating/getting engaged. Not that she slept with him when she knew he was going to be her step-brother.