Embarrassing, Alcohol, Drunk, Toilet and Teenagers: Drunk twats in the toilet alert

Drunk twats in the toilet alert

By PublicToiletEspionage - 21/05/2009 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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**** OFF, thanks

By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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jarofarts 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:05

wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.

Rooney101 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:02

Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'

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pearls 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:48

YES #1, love it. Are you male/female? But still, that's so awful, I'd want to knock them out. I'm guessing you're a girl because you were sitting in a stall, hahaha

pearls 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:50

#12 they were using a public toilet to drink alcohol in because if they're underage and they're outside, they could be caught by police.

Phikun 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:50

#10, dude it's not fake... at least in the UK (where I study) it would sound quite likely... it's seriously disgusting. They post them on Facebook or print out the pictures and pin them up on walls and it is SO nasty. I don't know where PublicToiletEspionage got into this mess, but yeh, FYL. And F the lives of those retarded girls. Please tell me you did something about it.

college07 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:56

That is a form of sexual harassment, if you had reported them they could have been convicted as sex offenders. FYL.

curlybrunette 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:59

you should have reported them

RavensRule97 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:04

im pretty sure taking pics of other ppl in public restrooms is illegal. and i know underage drinking is illegal. you should have called the cops and showed them what was going on