**** OFF, thanks

By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML
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kut17 11

Should have used the notes to wipe and pass back under the door. No? Too graphic?

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Awahso 25

You can tell their lives are great when they have that much time to waste doing that...

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Lebush 27

I guess they could have. You didn't need to worry about running out of toilet paper.

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plum_lovin 28

I probably would have yelled at them to gtfo...

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besosforme 26

I don't know about you, but that is NOT someplace I'd want a paper cut.

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rangermedic77 5

I would've wiped my ass with one and passed it back

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lmngrl889 14

they sound really immature!

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rawr_ily96 24

I don't see why #92 got thumbed down. She's right. Those girls need to grow up.

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BjgUsername 12

Forget about it op there the ones with the problem

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Migole 36

Seriously? EDIT: Damn it, you beat me to it. But still...Seriously?? :D

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doodlecloud 26

Nope, guess again...third times a charm I guess?

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lambda_fml 40

Fixing others typo seems to be the latest rage on FML.

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VannahJane 17

I don't think fixing typos is new... There have always been grammar natzis

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ironichalibut 24

69- Yeah, I know I've always been around. Really though, if you want your idea to be perceived and understood fully, and without question, impeccable grammar can't hurt.

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AFloppyWetWhale 6

O mi gawd u gies hav da werst grammer ive evr sene?

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sumbum95 15

Who cares what they think you're in there to do your business!

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sumbum95 15

It took me a while to figure out what you meant until I re-read my comment lol!

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pugpuggy 21

They should mind they're own business.

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Awahso 25

You can tell their lives are great when they have that much time to waste doing that...

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kut17 11

Should have used the notes to wipe and pass back under the door. No? Too graphic?

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license2chill 5

I had the similar thought, but OP has problem going if there are other people around, so that won't happen..

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lambda_fml 40

She should get a License to Chill like the person above me, that might help her.

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Kal3Y 12

Sounds like those two girls need to get a life..

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machiavelli2 5

I'd say, they sound like the ones who decided to wait for someone to come out after a bout for a laugh. They really need to find better places to hang out.

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Nicole1225 14

That was really mean. It was none of their business. Look at it this way, FTheirL because they have nothing better to do than to torment people.

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ICastillo 24

That's messed up don't people understand that bathroom time is a place of tranquility and peace.

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kut17 11

I don't think peace and tranquility are possible in a public bathroom. It's usually a massacre full of tormented guts and people with poor hygienic habits.

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ICastillo 24

What I'm saying is, its messed up when you can't take a shit in peace.

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ICastillo 24

You know what I hate kut. Is when I go to take a poo and I forget my phone. It's like being stranded on a little porcelain island.

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kut17 11

I don't know how the old timers did it.

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ICastillo 24

I honestly don't know. Maybe counting tiles...I'll just go ahead and say reading the shampoo ingredients and what not..

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zango1 15

Shampoo works as a last resort but those of us that had been in the scouts always had a magazine within reach.

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ICastillo 24

What about newspapers zango? They babe been around for a long time.

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ICastillo 24

The babe word shouldn't be there. I don't even know how the hell that happened.

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lambda_fml 40

That looks like an iphone autocorrect. Did you mean 'have' by any chance?

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ICastillo 24

Haha yes my good man that is the word that should be there. And yup I do have an iphone.

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zango1 15

ICastillo, the trouble with newspapers is the print comes off and they can be a bit big to manhandle as well. A magazine folded in half along it's spine rests perfectly on most human thighs.

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samikitty961 8

At least they weren't making racehorse noises at you.

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eksyneet 23

too bad the double meaning of this comment is probably unintended..

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