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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
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Jendaflooid 5

Next time ensure you are fully engaged before you begin a creative writing exercise. 1) How does a screenshot, i.e. a picture of your phone's screen, show someone what you were physically doing at the time? 2) Posting a screenshot to instagram or anywhere else would require a juggling act's worth of fumbling to achieve accidentally. 3) If, by chance, you actually meant that you accidentally took a picture with your phone's camera, that is even more implausible that you did so without noticing, and then fumbled around for such a duration that it was fully posted to instagram and then the instagram app closed so you didn't notice any of this taking place. This site is frankly terrible now. Every post is either gibberish from a 12-year-old, or a z-grade piece of fiction.

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Crowned Sataness 12

so you accidentally opened your camera, accidentally screen shotted, and accidentally went through the several steps to posting on insta? I'll take things that didn't happen for $800, Alex

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Jendaflooid 5

Next time ensure you are fully engaged before you begin a creative writing exercise. 1) How does a screenshot, i.e. a picture of your phone's screen, show someone what you were physically doing at the time? 2) Posting a screenshot to instagram or anywhere else would require a juggling act's worth of fumbling to achieve accidentally. 3) If, by chance, you actually meant that you accidentally took a picture with your phone's camera, that is even more implausible that you did so without noticing, and then fumbled around for such a duration that it was fully posted to instagram and then the instagram app closed so you didn't notice any of this taking place. This site is frankly terrible now. Every post is either gibberish from a 12-year-old, or a z-grade piece of fiction.

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Crowned Sataness 12

so you accidentally opened your camera, accidentally screen shotted, and accidentally went through the several steps to posting on insta? I'll take things that didn't happen for $800, Alex

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Translation: "Today, I was taking a dick pic to send to a girl I like. However, being the stupid bastard I am, I put it on my public Instagram feed instead of sending it to her DMs. Now everyone knows I'm a creepy perv on top of being a stupid bastard. FML."

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