Embarrassing, Alcohol, Drunk, Toilet and Teenagers: Drunk twats in the toilet alert

Drunk twats in the toilet alert

By PublicToiletEspionage - 21/05/2009 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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You deserved it 988

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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You deserved it 2 724

By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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You deserved it 4 666

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 953

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 1 378

By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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You deserved it 2 600

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 554

**** OFF, thanks

By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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jarofarts 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:05

wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.

Rooney101 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:02

Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'

Comments

zap_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:39

#45, I'm from the South, I wouldn't call the accent sexy by any stretch of the imagination. although it does depend on HOW far south you are.

Zeegloo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:49

What a bunch of ******* *****.

AnaMaree 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:06

W. T. F.

kcslgvr 11

Friday 22 May 2009 0:17

at least you will never see those losers again...unless you want to get your gas pumped or something... #12 is stupid btw. just wanted to put that out there.

ilaughatfmls 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:25

that's just horrible. you should've taken a picture of them and then reported them.. if that doesn't work, you could've just taken their damn cell phones and flush it down the toilet.. teach those ******* a lesson.

chunkofchange 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:36

ew i hate under aged kids drinking in public : you shoulda taken a shit and threw it at em

xHaniffax 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:45

erm #45, I'm from London and I don't talk like that and a lot of the people don't have cockney accents. and I don't know much about the south so I can't say anything so stick to what you know eh? Cause you only have a stereotypical view.

shudder_glasses 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:53

y'all are gay she shouldnt report them most teenage girls drink and do stupid crap this isnt even that bad just yell at them and leave the bathroom they would delete the pictures when they are sober

Eiotlrd 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:07

not even FML

twirling_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:13

Damn, that sucks. I would have bitched at them a bit (not over-the-top; they're obviously naive kids and perhaps drunk, to boot) and demanded they either let me delete the photos or delete them in front of me. Stand up straight and be firm. Don't let a bunch of kids get away with shit like that. Or, at the very least, quickly find a police officer and report them. I don't care about underage drinking, their decision, but if some kid pulled crap like that on me, I'm not going to let them get away with nothing. :(