Actually, that's not really witty. Such a wisecrack is simply calisthenics with words. It's still kinda funny though. @OP: Wopz. You need to learn priorities. Take this as a lesson in which ones you should consider first.

At least you didn't get raped

Was it a seizure?

FUCKYOUBITCHyoufail

lol @ #7. same here xD

Wait, let me guess. Too soon?

No not too soon. Just not ****** funny at all >:[

agreed. you suck #7

Any asshole who thinks it's appropriate to joke about that is deserving of all the wrath we can throw at you. And amy98345893? Yes. It's too f-ing soon. In 50 or 500 years, it will still be "too soon." Jokes about something like that are always in poor taste. Bunch of assholes...

I have friends in the military that say Get The F••k over it. yes people died and their loved ones should be crying but why are people from Texas moaning about it? I'm sorry, did we not kill enough people in the war? Let alone the fact we dropped all our artillery in Laos and to thus day people die by accidentally tripping a mine. Every country has dark moments, don't act so defensive when you never donated a cent.

Not necessarily. If the store was packed with people, there wasn't probably much oxygen, some people can't stand it.

I get faint and uneasy when I am in a packed place especially if it is very bright inside. tho I have never fainted in public