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You should've carried the child yourself, made it look like it was the kid's fault. 5 year olds can get excused for lack of bladder control.

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Why do so many people dislike this when he's just saying he's sorry? He's just saying that's too bad.

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#9, it's impossible to cum and pee at the same time. Definitely not impossible to pee with a hard on.

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Yeah and walking around in public with a boner while you have a 5 year old with you is a good idea... "I swear it's just so I didn't pee my self officer"

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Lol 25, boners can help, but half the time I wake up at about 3 am and go pee every morning, guess what I still have in the morning? Yep, wood.

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She did have a small child with her, though. As it stands the odds are not in her favour. Once, when my sister and I were young, my mother did a huge load of shopping and then realised she hadn't been paid and couldn't buy any of it. So she discreetly started crying in one of the aisles, and no-one noticed until my sister and I started bellowing: "MUM! WHY ARE YOU CRYING? WHY ARE YOU CRYING MUM?" Maybe OP was lucky and her niece is a little more perceptive than we were. But then, ma

I doubt your niece would have minded holding the items while you went to the bathroom if she was already being well behaved.

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You shouldn't leave your 5 year old niece unattended even if it's just to go to the bathroom for a minute or two.

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