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You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.

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I'm sure it'll come off eventually...and it's not like this is an inappropriate time to have a Christmas tree anyway!

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Unless it was glued to the floor on its side or something. Which, considering it was an accident, is not too unlikely.

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omgg id love it! im keeping up my tree all year... then again... i have a charlie brown xmas tree.... literally i bought that tree... with the one ornament and all :)

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Kwanza is a mainly African American holiday. I'm betting the op is white. If they were black, they wouldve used duct tape.

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LMAO! Good One! Anyway, a little nail polish remover should do the trick. Yes, it'll take the finish off your hardwood if that's what it's glued to, but I'd take that over a fake xmas tree glued to the floor.

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Yeah, I've got nothing against the whole "kitchen" humour fundamentally... I used to participate, for that matter... but it's gotten SO old. It's just annoying now.

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