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By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
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CallMeHush 0

Tell her your girlfriend must have left them there, she will forget all about the smokes.

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HarperGirl 4

oops too late you got some splaining to do mister

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russianspy1234 11

"I'm sorry honey, I used to smoke, but I've quit" ~you And its not even lying!

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UnluckyAsUsual 0

YDI for smoking. Also, you could have told her it must have fell out of your friends pocket that ocasionally smokes when he was taking a dump.

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13__Loki__13 1

Dont lie to her. That will end up making things worse in the end At least she didn't find the pot.

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MysteryMan808 0

tell her it's her fault you smoke. if she wouldn't nag and stress you out so much you'd quit. tell her she can then be part of the solution bj= stress relief

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Aloira 0

YDI for lying to your wife. My husband "quit" smoking a few years and I found out that he started up again behind my back about a year ago. I was far more upset that he hid it from me than by the fact that he was smoking again. Quitting smoking is hard... get some support, apologize to your wife and maybe you can quit for real this time.

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