Today, I realized two things: how much time I've spent waiting between lectures, and just how bad my love life is. I found out that I get incredibly jealous when somebody sits on my favourite bench in the centre of the campus. FML
by Benchlover / 10/10/2016 at 8:18am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML
by Well okay then / 10/09/2016 at 1:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
TheGamingGamer's comment : Report them immediately. That's not ok, and you worked hard on your garden.
by K-Rat / 10/09/2016 at 8:16am / United States / Animals
Today, I had an old man yell in my face because the boxes in our store only had Spanish words on them. I spent 15 minutes apologizing and trying to explain that the English was on the back side. He stormed out before I could even show him. FML
by Smittynumerouno / 10/27/2016 at 11:13pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Sarah_Mow / 10/27/2016 at 10:31pm / Miscellaneous
poorkitten's comment : " today I was minding my own business in a public washroom when a used tampon rolled into my stall. FML"
Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
by bagadigi / 10/27/2016 at 10:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
StormfrontX33's comment : Here I thought Canadians were stereotypically nice. That lady deserves to trip on the ground without a life alert necklace. The nerve of some people to shun their own responsibility really is irksome. I'm sure you can clear it up, or ask the store for surveillance in court.
Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML
by Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen / 10/26/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was informed I wouldn't be getting a raise because I hadn't followed the updated protocol. I said I was unaware that there was an updated protocol. My supervisor said, "That's because we didn't tell you about it." FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML