By TronCat8230 - / Saturday 20 May 2017 12:00 /
By NeedALittleRoomToBreathe - / Saturday 20 May 2017 02:00 /
By hes about to be a dead one - / Saturday 20 May 2017 00:00 /
World

Today, I was out for a walk with my family when we saw a sign that read "you are here." That's when my son asked, "how do they know where we are?" My son is 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 May 2017 21:00 / France
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Hey guys, OP here. I've gotten over the worst part of it, just left with a small scab under my eye. When I first started they told me all the vaccines I needed, which they would provide. Shingles/chicken pox vaccine wasn't on there! At least it's cleared now!
By SwellSwellSwell - / Friday 19 May 2017 16:19 / United Kingdom
Oh gosh I never thought this would get posted! I made an account just to comment, though I should have ages ago since I browse all the time. I'm glad you found this as humorous (and creepy) as I did! I've known the guy for about 4 years now, usually through group events, and this was the first time we ever went to hang one-on-one! He was always such a sweetheart and was always super polite and respectful...
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By Monty Python's Flying Circus - / Friday 19 May 2017 04:00 /
World

Today I intended to get up at 6 am so I set the alarm for 5 am. What ended up happening was that I got up at 9 am, and the 5 am alarm will ring in two weeks. FML

By Happyhope - / Thursday 18 May 2017 21:00 / Argentina
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