by Anonymous / 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
tuppencej777's comment : Is she wrong?
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
Michaelgee's comment : I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
by o.v. / 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm / Bangladesh / Geek
Today, our cable, internet, and home phone got shut off because my mother-in-law decided that since we are moving, it was easier to not pay the bill rather than close the account. We're not moving for another month and the account was under my name. FML
by sakurabunny / 05/16/2011 at 10:53am / Money
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
FlashBurn's comment : Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
by DMitch / 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by NoLife / 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm / United States (California) / Geek
by bouda / 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm / France (Centre) / Animals