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Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

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On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML

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On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

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On 09/09/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by niccy (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said "No, seriously." FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 11:35pm - work - by imaqtb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

#12969357
150 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm - health - by Chester (Seattle) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

#12968691
99 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

#12967216
108 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

#12966386
51 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by undoable - United States (Illinois)

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
286 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

#12964178
147 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

#12964017
282 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

#12960697
106 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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