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By grlks - 19/02/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML

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By FreeTacos_ - 28/10/2015 05:23 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By walkingdead_1029 - 06/05/2013 06:49 - United States - Peoria

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 10:00 - United States

Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML

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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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bobdole 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:32

at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."

elguapo_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 14:14

yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.

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kasdolf 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:24

she might have mental issue's and therefor is warning you

NorfolkDude 2

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:34

When you say you told a girl you like that you liked her, did she happen to be a close friend of yours? Or maybe you were going out a few times? Or did you just walk up to her, told her you liked her? Because if that's what you did, you know walk up to her, then yeah, she's going to react like that. This is lesson learned in that you just don't blurt out your feelings.

2random 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:44

HAHAHAHAHA

mariasaur 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:48

It;s a lot nicer than her laughing in your face.

marny_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 14:05

lol the same thing happened to me. forget about her she's an asshole.

elguapo_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 14:14

yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.

stairwells 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 16:18

yup, friend zone like heaven.... if heaven was on fire

bobdole 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:32

at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."

ZING_MASTER 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:39

This wins the award for SOUL-CRUSHINGEST ZING!!!!!

sillypun 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:12

usually, upon first meeting a girl I am interested in... at some point as we are first getting to know each other i will bust out this little gem: "I'm not looking for any more friends" say this with a coy smile and she will know whats up. then you can stop wasting your time with people who may not be interested in you. at first its tough to position yourself as a love interest rather than a friend but with practice anyone can learn.

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