It's for the best
By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa
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By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs
My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)
By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai
I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.