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Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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By Amara1717 - / Wednesday 19 August 2009 04:22 / United States

Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By No Job / Thursday 1 October 2015 01:42 / United States - Prairieville

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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By long day / Tuesday 12 November 2013 20:29 / United States - Bay City

Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML

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By owwwww / Thursday 19 July 2012 20:05 / United States - Piscataway

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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By herpmonster - / Saturday 23 June 2012 16:59 / Italy

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The Mixer

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Inception

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Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

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Judgmental

A new thumb

One more and it's business time

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The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back