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By Unluckiest Guy of the group - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Unluckiest Guy of the group - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 06:48 - Australia
By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
By TraumatizedMother - 02/10/2011 07:27 - United States
By hardtoignore - 03/10/2011 01:34 - United States
By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States
By HOe HOe HOe - 02/11/2011 02:36 - United States
By sakura_girl - 04/11/2011 11:59 - United Kingdom
Patient needs routine blood investigations; medical student needs more experience. That's the gist of it.
By hurtsmyears - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Noslo - 10/11/2011 03:52 - United States
By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore
I cried.