Maloonatic

About Maloonatic

Hi I'm Josh, I'm a mechanical engineering student. If u wanna chat send me a message.

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Maloonatic's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

41%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

10%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

6%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

2%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

30%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

2%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

22%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

18%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

9%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

43%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

13%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Maloonatic's favorite FMLs

Today, I had multiple older people tell me I am too young to be limping around like I was today and they told me to "stop being overdramatic"....I have a bone issue in my left ankle that gets worse with age. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Friday 4 January 2019 02:00 /

Today, I was eating at a diner one of my friends from work recommended to me. I ordered a chicken salad sandwich, which was pretty good despite the used bandaid in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it