SacredLight2

0
Followed

0
Followers

10
Badges!

0
Comments

882
Visits

404
Favorites

Harrison, USA
26 years-old
Saturday 30 January 1999
single

A propos de Sacredlight2

Not specified

Sacredlight2 - Followers

Sacredlight2 - Followed

Sacredlight2's page visits

lovers5201

[291677518...

Vicorusse

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

Wizardo

Fucked!

Sacredlight2's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Sacredlight2's favorite FMLs

Jesus H Christ

By bastard - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

agreeclassic 43 866

vote type 1 4 543

By nopissleft - 20/12/2013 21:05 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML

agreeclassic 48 039

vote type 1 2 928

MY EYES

By bleach bleach bleach - 22/12/2013 17:22 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

agreeclassic 56 914

vote type 1 7 767

Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

agreeclassic 54 411

vote type 1 5 504

Jerk

By GogglesGoggles - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

agreeclassic 48 461

vote type 1 3 732