anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hth
United States
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Anonymous
Australia
Brain freeze
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Where am I?
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Anonymous
The neverending dinner
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
nerderer
Duluth, United States
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Brain freeze
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Kilye
Melbourne, Australia
More brain worms please
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Top comments
buck33 14
But google knows everything.
iPikaSaurus 3
Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.
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buck33 14
But google knows everything.
marzipanimal 15
It happens to the best of us hun.(:
coldashell 23
Google does not know everything. Does it know the cure for cancer and aids. Didn't think so.
auzz1_pride 9
22- are you really that stupid? or just being a smartass....
MotherHen88 4
He's being a dumbass.
ThisIsMyReign 4
There is a app for that OP. Haha. But that would be awesome to be able to google that. But, I have seen something about this before so, OP hope your not faking and coping what someone else said and turning it to a FML instead of a joke.
danni218 1
All hail the all knowing google...
allthatandmore 0
It's true though google knows all
Blackmail111 9
You can't cure aids dip shit. It's a condition so unless you find a way to replace every white blood cell in the body then there won't be a cure for aids.
DogsPaw 16
Hmm... ^ Yep just confirmed that via Google...
UnleashedKilla1 4
22- hmm... Not sure if troll or just retarded as hell.
vocaloidtiger 12
This made my day xD
yahoowizard 16
You must have had a pretty dull day tbh if this was the thing to "make" it
domking1315 20
Sigh... She wasnt being litteral dumbass
FmaFangirl 9
Dafuq?
iPikaSaurus 3
Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.
ClassyCommando 13
"Oh...wow! That's some weird ****! I guess there's a fetish for everything...even cryogenics."
DiscoRanger 0
Thank you for repeating the FML.
ZTD09 2
With all the information Google has on you, I bet if they got some of their scientists and psychologists behind it, they could probably tell you whats in your freezer.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Sounds like google maps on steriods hahaha
Yourheadache 19
^ lmao.... This guy
Steelersman 9
that's just freezy.
FmaFangirl 9
Lolwut?
auzz1_pride 9
wow I'm ashamed to admit I actually laughed when I saw this post.
ProhibitionRose 14
I laughed at the stupidity of it. :|
aliadnan708 6
What is in you're freezer? Wanna share with us?
Pentium_4 27
a severed head
linkinpark98 24
Of Walt Disney.
auzz1_pride 9
probably a stash of pubes accumulated from the many generations before him.
False_Stupidity 42
A dead dog...
kakarot2 11
Capitan America?
3kmtg 7
I'm gonna go with nothing cause he was too busy on google to get anything to put in the freezer
woosah 16
Google the word moron.
MaxFirestorm 6
Huh... Your picture came up... Funny that.
Tinyowlears 0
ahahaha. I did that just today! I tried to Google something super personal about a family member. Then I realized I was an idiot!
Yourheadache 19
Cool story bro....
deviable 9
That has nothing to do with your addiction, that's just being an idiot.
BlAzEtHiS 0
I think it's laziness more so then idiocy.