Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, after days of hearing our new neighbour abusing his wife, my wife went round to confront him while on the phone with the police. Turns out they are just really into their BDSM and had no idea how loud they were being. They have costumes, toys and everything. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
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Top comments
BigLostBear 0
I find this so funny.
kivkiv 2
finally a 1st that doesn't say FIRST!
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Comments (123)
BigLostBear 0
I find this so funny.
Enoch134 0
I didn't count I just made up a random number hehehe (drat they found out)
froggi_fml 0
anyone who comments on this one just so their comment is at the top deserves to die.
HotpinkKitties 0
This IS really funny, did you guys blame each other for getting in trouble afterwards? If so, it probably really is time to give up the marriage.
ladida94 0
uuuuummmmmmm like you?? froggi?? lol
brii1255 0
lol i agree with 29 that ***** hilarious lol u got nosy asz neighbors
Bugatti_Veyron 1
@froggi you just did it retard... op don't you do that kind of stuff INSIDE. unless your hobos and live in the sewer, nobody whants to see your sex games!
zZPedobearZz 0
op, quiet down ;) and guys, dont say anything about froggi. hes just doing it for attention. /froggi
azurablade 0
I can only describe this FML in 3 words: W. T. F.
cartermc17 0
frogging ur a twat candy @$$ prick
Tkdxxxse 0
should have got the cop involved oooooo officer I ve been a very bad girl then your husband comes in and kills you both and eats your babys then poops on you remains before feeding it to hungry African kids :D
ladida94 0
#82...... kiiiiinnnnk-kaaay!! no actually on the contrary that was quite disturbing... lmao teehee
leonq8 0
real bad neighbores lol
TrekkieGirl 0
WTF are you not "role playing" inside the house? If you were, then there is no way your neighbor should have been disturbed. YDI for poor planning.
xXDeadPoolXx 0
let him in the forbidden hole that should be enough exitement right there
Secret_Fire_King 0
Role playing? Like this: *Begin scene* "Stop following me you creep." "I'm gunna get ya, and eat you pussy." "Someone help! CALL THE COPS!" "They can't help you now, I am Evil.. EVIIILLL.. Mhua ha ha ha ha!" *moment of wild, angry pretend rape* "You're disgusting. This is wrong. This is Rape." "It's not rape if like it." "Well I don't like it." "Wait-- what?.. If you don't like it, you know the code word is 'bananas', right?" *Enter cops*
tianxing1012 0
why are you two doing thos outside? and if not, why are you giys doing this inside with the curtains open? YDI (ha, i commented on yours to be on top)
depressedgamer 0
that's creepy and first! cuz I've never got to say it
BigLostBear 0
lol too bad you didn't get first :P , I don't get what's so special about being first?
Enoch134 0
me either and I've bin first like 23 times ;) how is that creepy my ex use to dress up as a school girl and I just put my lettermen jacket on ahhhh good times i miss her :(
MQ_was_here 0
Riiiight. It's not a big deal, huh? Which is why you've been counting. -_-
BigLostBear 0
#12 exactly what I was thinking when I read his comment lol
kivkiv 2
finally a 1st that doesn't say FIRST!
Enoch134 0
thank you so much for pointing that out want a cookie hmmm no.... well then how about you SHUT THE FUUUUUUCCCKKKK UP
zZPedobearZz 0
enoch, i think he was talking about the actual first not saying "first!"
Enoch134 0
I know what he means I'm just say that we know it doesn't say first to and he just has no real imput
goarrows 0
yikes echo your cool.. not. now why don't you go shut the **** up?
MQ_was_here 0
YDI for being unaware of the word discreet. --_
konny37 0
YDI for being disgusting people. Why are there such disturbed people I'm this world?
DreamerofWorlds 0
Just because you don't think it's sexy it's disturbing? Seriously, everyone has their own kinks, don't judge them just cause you wouldn't do it.
ilovebradiew 0
rofl!
Enoch134 0
can I join we can lock your husband outside and I'll ride you all day long ;) lol sue ur neighbers for being peeping toms
White667 0
You can't get in trouble for disturbing the peace for something like that at your own home. Jeeze.
XR6Falcon 0
you should have asked the cops to join in.
Ajjas013 6
Just shove a Twix bar in your mouth and explain it to him. They always agree ;)
thoughtcrimeno1 0
haha it's almost a good "the aristocrats" joke now, sans children
ImaginaryFoe 1
Pendatic FTW!
cooly1100 0
ha now u know better dummy
alwayslovetolaug 0
this is a Dane cook skit... ydi for making it too realistic!
ladida94 0
dont call me b*tch! haha dane cook= pure funniness
J4cks0n 0
You should have put a gag in her mouth...
maskedman 9
he had to catch her first.
Bookhaki 0
Giggity giggity goo.
lickmyjock 0
that's why u get them in an enclosed space first