Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was caller number nine on the radio, meaning I technically won the contest. I was too awkward, so they hung up on me. FML
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML
Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
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whadupdoe 0
Hahahaah get an education
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Watch out we've got a genius over here.
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Comments (183)
whadupdoe 0
Hahahaah get an education
Damn_Hippster 11
A free air guitar?! Just do t knee yourself in the eye while playing!
goldfishgod 20
Get your own thread.
cheefer 0
Get your own air guitar!
shanemaximo 7
The same thing happened to me but I just misunderstood what they meant by "air boat."
Havin 19
Not everybody understands sarcasm. What's education got to do with it? "Ok we are going to learn sarcasm today". I could be wrong, but that's just my opinion.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Actually 39, that's exactly how it goes. You learn literary devices in 9th an 10th, which sarcasm is. And by then it should be pretty well established anyways.
n_epic_fail 14
I understood sarcasm fully by the time I was in 6th grade without schooling, witch came two years later -_-
bunniex1 11
I understood and used sarcasm by fourth grade :|
efemel94 7
I understand sarcasm because I am not American.
davidbdb485 0
#54 sarcasm isn't a literary device, it's a type of speech.
skata 4
177- its both because sarcasm is an element of satire
KeyboardWarrior 10
117 Oh really? Enlighten me with more of your knowledge, oh great one. Or how about I enlighten you with Google.
Havin 19
Well this went a long way. Damn.
JustTemporary 24
I'm not sure how not being American effects if you understand sarcasm or not. I mean seriously? Unless of course that was in fact sarcasm. Hard to tell on the Internet.
AMAN1218 4
I'd be stoked if I won an air guitar!!
afunnyterdcody 5
Wonder wat station that was..... 94.5 the buzz haha
osnapitzaris 0
i just imagined the boy in your pic saying that. thank you good sir, you just made my day.
Krajjan 9
I once won a free pizza for getting a radio show question right. Bastards never delivered.
RahmEsHestos 5
I won a ticket to see lil Wayne once but got mugged walking from my car to the concert.
thiscrazything 1
Proves that radio stations are full if trickery to get you to listen to them. With their evil free giveaways.
Havin 19
...that aren't really free.
miz_kamakazi 11
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Air guitar? As in, your hands?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Watch out we've got a genius over here.
muzy 23
the air guitar allows you to defy gravity by playing the guitar whilst flying in the air. That's why its known as an air guitar. Hope that clears up any confusion you had #3
muzy 23
edit: #3
muzy 23
edit: #3
The_Hitdude 12
#35-You said it right the first time...
nado13579 12
No, your feet.
SpaZZMaGee 0
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Is that really why it's called an air guitar?
marmar68 4
*sigh*
Sydney92 3
fail, win, win, win, fail, win
pugpuggy 21
Mommy, look! I found a dumbass!!
steadycreepin 5
Fail
cosmosis 12
4- Like your dads condom
OneNightStander 6
69 BOOM!!
boydeee01 7
Hah, 69.... *chuckle*
cami197934 3
Epic fail
The_Hitdude 12
98-Like your sex life.
asiandude801 4
111 ^ that's what your threesomes look like
The_Hitdude 12
113- If you're referring to #98's picture there are four people there (derp). If not then I have no idea wtf you're talking about (still derpin).
asiandude801 4
I'm talking about the number 111 dumbass. Get it now?
The_Hitdude 12
Ah, I see. I applaud your comedic efforts asiandude801, although I could've done without the insult.
asiandude801 4
Why thank you, I could have gone without one too.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Both you guys are fucktards... Read the FML and move on with your lives.
asiandude801 4
Why don't you calm down Chris?
hotchick90037 3
4- I like your picture.
aliadnan708 6
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Ahahahaha now thats just funny he got u good lol
loufol22 5
DAMMIT i accidentally thumbed this up
biggestfan23 11
Hahahaha that's great. Respect to the DJ
Jf770 10
Ive one a few air guitars in my time. Although I'm not sure where I should put them all.
Jf770 10
Ohdear. I meant to spell it *Won.
DJ_YDI 4
That's okay. We forgive you.
iamyummylicious 14
I do not!!! NEVEEEERRRRRR
studdmuffin1990 7
Just make sure you put in at least an hour of practice a day. You don't want to be one of those people that get free stuff and don't take advantage of it. (sarcasm)
perdix 31
And suck up the pain on your fingertips until you build up calluses. The air strings should be easier to get used to than steel ones -- kids today! You got it easy.
studdmuffin1990 7
I love that I was thumbed down haha
AngiLaLa1 2
Thumb up for making me giggle. A sarcasm font is really needed at times...
KindaFunnyRight 8
The "(sarcasm)" part just killed it. A little too obvious there
maxwells_hammer 5
At least you got free air guitar lessons, because lets face it there's nothing worse then a bad air guitarist.
astralvagan 20
Haha! Props to the DJ...... Are you taking requests for guitar?