Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
Today, I left my headphones on the bus and didn't realize until I got home. I used the tracking app and saw they were moving around the city. I followed the location for half an hour before realizing the signal was coming from my own neighborhood because the headphones had been sitting in my backpack the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, following the advice of not putting my wallet in my back pocket, I put my wallet in my jacket's chest pocket. I lost my jacket. FML
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
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victoriadalton 0
Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.
Luled 0
Definition of Irony.
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Comments (18)
victoriadalton 0
Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.
Luled 0
Definition of Irony.
musiclife_fml 0
FAIL.
Colombus_fml 0
You see, me and organization, we just don't get along. I've tried my best to be friendly, but organization always comes and kicks me in the balls.
mcnuggets 0
Epic FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
Klondy 0
At least you didn't lose the wallet.
staciieee_x3 0
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAIL!!!!!!!!!!
bigraws23 0
dude. wheeee do you get those? They are perfect gift for like everone in my family
popoman 0
You deserve it big time. If you don't think that, then you're very naive. You lost the wallet, even though you knew that you had a tendency to misplace things.
mysticold13 0
I could use that for like everything I own! Keys, wallet, purse, cell phone, glasses.... hahaha! And #9 is being a jerk, ignore them.