Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0
To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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CiaranPM 0
Good kid.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I hope he yelled "frag out" before he threw it. I'm going to start using the word grenaded alot more from now on.
RedJester23 6
it's always better to be pissed off than pissed on :/
DahkLohd 4
OP, I love the user name that you put on this FML. I just hope you don't actually say that to your son. :)
6969awesome 0
kids been playing too muck Black Ops
6969awesome 0
much*
sugarr0babby0 0
:) 32's a win. I would feel bad for the person who got hit with the pee bomb! Unless they chewed you out after...
mamamiaaa_fml 12
loll 18 win
iSitt 0
did they see a double rainbow ?
jmar411 12
hahahaha
hannah1203 2
18,32, & 84 win, and everyone look at the username of the OP ;D
timisrude11 1
This is not an FML... This is something to be proud of!
jh_o_mighty 0
lol
wtfson 0
Yep. Stop on the freeway and get a ticket or possibly get hit. You're smart :)
lilmisslovely13 15
121- based on your picture... i got it!!
futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
MyNameIsViet 15
Accurate shot! Put him in the army!
chocchipcookies 0
Haha that's pretty funny, you taught him well ;)
MrsDruidess 23
should teach him to piss on the side of the road lole a normal guy. . . bottles are for bad traffic jams.
hilarym 0
I guess rain really is gods pee
harviss12 8
frag out! haha what a mc
kyarush 10
prime age to spank. he will learn
lolz0701 4
That's horrible!
Judus_beej 0
did he scream "blaka! blaka! blaka!" when he did it?
DjeePee 25
Wait, so you let him pee in a bottle in the car? Disgusting. And then you throw the bottle out the car? Illegal dumping. YDI.
Judus_beej 0
it's okay the kid was singing "blood in the water" by dave matthews band when he did it.
ShadyFTW1 0
Yes, and letting him piss on the seats would have been much less disgusting. Also, it said the child threw the damn bottle. Can't you read?
CitrusGirl 0
Would have been better to pull over and have the kid pee in a bush or behind a tree or something.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
What difference does it make? Maybe they wereon a highway or in a hurry. I don't see what's wrong with this other than the littering..
miraggg 1
i agree with 40. i thought the bottle thing was just for redneck truckers.
azhein 0
Well I'm thinking they were on the interstate because that is the only place I have seen rest stops. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to pull on the side to take a piss. Then again it's also illegal to throw a bottle out your window.
CitrusGirl 0
if it's illegal then there are a lot of criminal hunters and campers out there.
azhein 0
I said they were on the interstate. it says they passed the last rest stop so the only place to pull off is on shoulder. I don't know anyone who camps on the shoulder of the interstate.
Bradley_Dillon 39
That's not what he meant. Hunters piss where ever they please. I was hunting when this was posted, and I pissed multiple times in bushes /trees. We got two mulies, though.
Comoke1024 19
Some people read the FML post before they comment on it. And we encourage that.
Judus_beej 0
did he scream "blaka! blaka! blaka!" when he did it?
Judus_beej 0
my bad! double time!
bekah22587 0
I vote YDI for not teaching your child not to litter and also not having the window lock on. I hope it didnt break the windshield or you just bought someone a new windshield.
labudamike 6
y the hell would the window be on lock
lotuspod 0
it could of been a manual window not automatic you know they still make them