sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora
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Honk if your horny!!........beep beep ;)
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It's just a prank, bro!
Anonymous - 13/05/2012 12:15 - United States - Hanover
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ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada
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Teh_dw33bin4tor - 15/03/2012 12:12 - Australia
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scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland
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Hey, I am kind of astounded this made the front page, but I also realized that I wasn't logged in when I created and submitted this. I'm the OP. I should have phrased this better, but I was running out of room to create the FML. The actual story is that she flat-out broke up with me, and then went around and told all my friends, which happen to also be her friends too, that it was a mutual break-up, but it was my decision for the most part that split us apart, which effectively framed me as the "bad-guy". When I confronted her on it, she first denied telling her (our) friends this, then changed her story to "she couldn't think of what to say". All this while her new "boyfriend" (of 1 day) was helping her move out of my apartment. Sorry for the confusion in the phrasing.