Today, my friend PayPal-ed me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote, "To get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Today, I used the last dollar in my PayPal Tap to pay to get myself a little something for work lunch. The register glitched just before the transaction finished, but it still took the money. No cash, no lunch. FML
Today, I checked my university financial account to discover I owed them over $1000. The reason? They had apparently given me too much money when I applied for a loan and now want it back. Oh, and I spent my loan money on books and a laptop for school. FML
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Today, my friend told me to try dating apps, saying, “What's the worst that could happen?” I just finished paying some girl $100 to not send a dick pic to all my Facebook friends. FML
Today, I realized my habit of asking people for money came to an all time high when I asked a girl to Cash App me $5 through Instagram. She literally sent me A PENNY, said, “Quit fucking asking me for money fam” and then blocked me. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
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twenty2182 0
Well has it gotten you back in the game?
rukusrazor 0
No biggie. I'm sure they thought it was funny once you explained it. All in all, that's a good friend. #3, tell me how the friend is a loser? Seems pretty nice to me.
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twenty2182 0
Well has it gotten you back in the game?
yer_maw 1
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hahaha paying for prostitution over paypal, no wonder they thought that. Your friend is a retard for trying to be funny
star_ver 0
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Wow, your friend is a loser. FYL.
rukusrazor 0
No biggie. I'm sure they thought it was funny once you explained it. All in all, that's a good friend. #3, tell me how the friend is a loser? Seems pretty nice to me.
mvm89 0
Haha #1 that sucks, though it did go through so no big deal about talking to 3 people for it
o76923 8
Really? Its that big of a problem that they have to moderate it?
Siren_00 0
Haha you have a great friend.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Your friend's a jerk! I never knew that they monitor that stuff, kewl!
IWillEatYouAlive 16
*Cool... Sorry I just can't stand people who spell cool like that
genius_man16 1
Wait, why do they care what you are getting money for? Let's pretend that the money WAS to pay for a hooker or something, how is that ANY of PayPal's business?
purplemonkeys23 1
They're trying to monitor things that are illegal.
deliciouskaek 1
That might be the best one so far. I don't think it's FYL or anything, but damn, that's embarrassing! xDDD