Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.
MaCherie_fml 0
"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D
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Omgwtfnoway 0
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First, lol funny.
gomego87 0
YDI fir putting this on FML.
gomego87 0
for*
dannnn_fml 0
uhhh I don't like firsterz
PatRme 9
ydi for not locking the door
aaliyahsagirah 5
now THAT is just ****** funny. epic win.
gunnar7240 0
That is awesome your little brother is cool. How is this a fml though?
DeesFMLs 0
lengen.... what for it wait for itttt DARY :)
rickolette 0
woah woah woah WOAH THIS MADE ME PEE MY PANTS LOL LE-GEN-DAR-Y HE will go down in history as the most AWESOME brother EVAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!?
hellogoodbye1996 6
Uhm he's 11...unless you guys are sheltered it's not reslly that big of a deal.
lol_seriously 0
Hardly a FML Funny though
iceman_fml 0
Agreed..Not An FML..But Very Funny..Just Shows You How Bad Kids These Days Are Learning To Many Negative Things Though..
yuhhkno 0
FUNNY haha:D this is absolutley my favv FML everr its not really a FML tho cus its funny!! i wldaa high fived yr bro too(:
magicalrubixdude 0
so true..........
andrew_bellati 11
Your an example. Uppercasing every word really?
Prolux_fml 23
Why Do You Type Like This? It Is Simply Annoying To Read And Is Grammatically Incorrect.
HerWrongHole247 18
............... You're..........
MaCherie_fml 0
"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D
alien491 0
what if said ur doing it wrong I'll show u
torch433 1
lol very funny :D culdnt stop laughin
Jaywin 3
Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.
Justforlolz 14
#5 WIN Lolz so true.
ClaireBear9087 0
you are amazing.
th3buhs 0
****
Kondor017 9
Dude this is the truest thing I've ever heard. I can't even breathe right now.
Finnboghi 0
Give your bf and your bro a high five from me too.
alex_vik 1
If I were your brother I would've done the same thing. This isn't an FML, this is just awesome.
knuckifyoubuck 0
epic win...lil dude knows what's goin on...hahaha...i would totally high five that kid in a heartbeat
thafner89 0
roflmfao
troubledshampoo 0
Funny, not an FML.