Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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Top comments
empbob 20
I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...
evanobrien 14
What kind of donut?????
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Comments (228)
daddysgirl8 21
My boyfriend tried that, his didn't fit in the donut ._.
amanda1019 12
It sounds like it could be kind of fun! :)
SirGmoney 9
im sorry that this comment got so many dislikes -_-
shine999 12
Eww this makes me puke.
Im_a_GOAT 8
It got down voted because someone already commented that.
Vulkfury 8
So people are right with giving their bf a ******* and eating their gf out and having whip cream on nipples for some kinky fun but once it comes to adding a little spice to oral everyone jumps up like it's an earthquake? If you can perform oral then you can spice it up and eat a donut off his penis and he can eat a banana out of your ******. Don't be hypocrites and don't contradict yourself.
nannygirl1990 6
how in the world did he fit it in there? I could see my hubby doing that except his wouldn't fit. I would also find it quite hilarious and charming but that's just my weird sense of humor..haha
carterjanelle 9
I laughed out loud. That's something I would suggest my boyfriend to do
GingerRoot 13
Food play can be fun!
swhi12000 7
Might I point out that those who say he is reading too much cosmo and that cosmo is a trashy magazine; you all had to have read the same article he read.