Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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Top comments
empbob 20
I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...
evanobrien 14
What kind of donut?????
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Comments (228)
LunaBlack666 23
Is it weird that if my fiancé did this I'd actually eat it off? I mean its pretty silly and creative in a way. Besides you might get a little something in return. Other than the donut that is. ;3
valalvax 13
Yea I'm pretty sure my girlfriend would too, I mean its not exactly gross, maybe if it were a sticky donut lol
shredder8838 10
At least you donut have to wonder about what he thinks is cute..
kellyem2 20
Somebody's been reading Cosmo.
Cujo3269 9
I love all the comments about sorry your bf can fit threw a doughnut hole. We now know who has the small ones
jrn 14
That sounds awesome to me
awilliams44 9
well did u do it?
PrettyBlackChick 16
Tell him to stop taking sex tips from trashy magazines.
syed121417 22
I don't know about you guys, but as a girl I see that as a pretty hot way to spice things up. Or should I say sweeten?
alicat13 12
food play. nothing wierd about that.cvery normalactually:-)
ahraea 9
How romantic of him.