Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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Top comments
Mike1313 0
Maybe his mother is hot.
kmwis_00 6
Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o
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Comments (138)
the_flirtt 0
yumm :)
Hwikek 2
Gross. I could say more but I have self control...and good grammar
goldfinger69 0
I hope he was talking about the pose other wise really creepy...
jchansfan 0
How is it not creepy if he was talking about the "sexy pose"? =/
jchansfan 0
@FMGrammar- Not really, it's a good observation, it's a weird thing to say while seeing someone nude, in the shower, trying to be sexy. So I believe you sir/miss, are the true fail... :P
FateBurns 6
maybe his mom is hot?
cbr600_fml 0
even if she is 55 that is still nasty and disturbing
FateBurns 6
I agree lol I wouldn't want to hear that either
BananaSticker 0
Banana Sticker says you cannot speak to fmgrammar that way. I forbid it. And you're smart you'll think twice before disobeying me. >:]
jchansfan 0
May I inquire as to why I am not to do so? :P
Arsonnist 3
Because bananas are good for you I'm guessing.