Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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Top comments
Mike1313 0
Maybe his mother is hot.
kmwis_00 6
Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o
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Comments (138)
BananaSticker 0
HeatherxCore is awesome. :] You get a banana sticker! *hands you a banana sticker with another one hidden under it* Shhhhh. ;]
HeatherXCore 0
Golly! It's my lucky day!
rusticmayhem 0
haha wtf ? that's so awkward... ewh, he looks at his mom pose naked in the shower ? blech.
BananaSticker 0
Yes! Yes it is. :]
Elicy1984 0
What an ass, why even drop comments like that? OP I feel sorry for you. FYL
luminousgirl 0
oh gosh that sucks. f your life.
thatoneplace 0
maybe her boyfriend has a mom fetish and pictures her as his mom
LiftedRG971 0
you shoulda bitch slapped that foo'
Jonsey92 0
he doesn't like you!! :)
soccerguy77 0
#75,78 WTF?