Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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Mike1313 0
Maybe his mother is hot.
kmwis_00 6
Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o
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Comments (138)
Bekll 31
Hmm... if the girlfriend reminds him of his mother (from her "sexy" poses or whatever) doesn't this imply he's attracted to his girlfriend because she reminds him of his mother? Isn't there something in psychology about this?
jchansfan 0
Eww... Well... Sigmund Freud was a big advocate of that theory, however I think Freud was a little weird there and was trying to insist his weird feelings were natural... A lot of his evidence was very flawed, most notably Hamlet. He tried to use it as an example, but what he said was very interpretive and contestable and it was evident he had misinterpreted several of the scenes vital to his theory... =/
vickycat 5
Its Oedipal. JFGI.
jchansfan 0
LOL@JFGI... That's a terrible thing to tell someone too Google, they obviously did not know the theory's name... and searching "attracted to your mom" or or anythinhg of the sort on a dirty search engine like Google(seriously you can search innocent stuff on Google and get nasty results) just comes accross as a bad idea... lmao... I knew the term was Opedius complex or something of the sort, I just felt like keeping it brief... Besides it doesn't hurt to ask questions... expand the discussion and what not... :P
BananaSticker 0
Because he's the most ultimate awesomeness. Duh.
jchansfan 0
I don't see it. Anyone that goes around calling people "fails" for no real reason can't be that awesome... :P
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for taking a shower.
HeatherXCore 0
jchansfan- You shouldn't be rude to banana. He's a great source of potassium.
heyred 11
That is disturbing on so many levels.
BananaSticker 0
well that's because you don't know him as well as I do. So, yeah. Enough arguing with the almighty banana sticker. It's a known fact you automatically lose in an arguement with me.
jchansfan 0
How am I being rude? I suppose I challenged/questioned their "authority", however I do believe it was done very politely... :P
HeatherXCore 0
Well I suppose you weren't being rude but you did say someone whom you don't know isn't awesome. I don't know them either but that is kind of rude. it would hurt my feelings anyway.
BananaSticker 0
Doesn't matter if you were polite, you still cannot disrespect my people. Buuutt. I'm nice so I'll give you a sticker for being nice about it. :] You shoulda seen what I did to the last guy that copped an attitude with me. Not a pretty sight, I tell you.