Anonymous
Germany
Overruled
Today, I told my dogs to go to their dog beds. The small dog went onto the big one’s bed. The big dog went onto my bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
akasoor
Hythe, Canada
Good boy
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Anonymous
Lady Lake, United States
Settler setters
Today, my dogs have coordinated a T-formation as I lay down to sleep. Essentially cutting me off 80% of the bed. Too tired to fight, too annoyed to sleep. FML
Anonymous
He prefers the dog
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ungrateful
Today, I bought my dog a fancy bed shaped like a giant donut. He sniffed it, then crawled into the box it came in and fell asleep. He’s been snoring there for four hours now. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Anonymous
Tight fit
Today, my two boys wanted to sleep in bed with us. My wife gave them the okay, even though there’s not enough room for all of us to lay. I’m now sleeping in my 3 year-old’s bed. FML
jrad
United States
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
Dogs rule
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Uber at midnight
United States
No vacancy
Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML
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samomaha 17
Who's training whom? :)
raven_of_azarath 35
I used to have a small dog (cat sized) and a big dog (lab mix). The small dog was the alpha 100%, and would insist on having the bigger bed. This forced the big dog to lay in the small dog’s tiny beds. It totally looked like that scene from Lion King 1 1/2 when Pumbaa makes the two different sized beds, and Timon takes the big one, so Pumbaa attempts to use the little one.
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samomaha 17
Who's training whom? :)
raven_of_azarath 35
I used to have a small dog (cat sized) and a big dog (lab mix). The small dog was the alpha 100%, and would insist on having the bigger bed. This forced the big dog to lay in the small dog’s tiny beds. It totally looked like that scene from Lion King 1 1/2 when Pumbaa makes the two different sized beds, and Timon takes the big one, so Pumbaa attempts to use the little one.
RichardPencil 32
Well, you're not the big dog. You need to take the small dog bed, you little bitch.