Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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Mike1313 0
Maybe his mother is hot.
kmwis_00 6
Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o
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Comments (138)
Veegulkz 6
it could have been when he was younger and accidentally walked in on his mother and still remember the image of her. and OP, you deserve it (kinda) for exposing yourself to him
5t3ff1k4h 47
How does he know what his brother looks like naked? Hehehe
5t3ff1k4h 47
Mother** Oops. Apparently I misread things after just waking up. :/
Speechless1 0
Wow... I don't even want to know how he knows what his mom looks like in the shower... Perve!!
_princess61522_ 0
107- hilarious!(:
rickusa 1
# 57 Nice to see u I miss your smile in here.... and OP is your mom hot ????
Erh96 0
...So he looks at his mom? Thas nice lol.
Bball_boy15 3
his moms a ***** then haha
ElmoStoleMyLook 1
that is one creepy mom O_O
Efilyn 0
28 - Ygotas<3 lol.
fruitloop13 0
I may be a girl, but I know for a fact that most guys are extremely fond of their mom. so that was actually, most likely, a compliment.