Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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artisticlicense 0
you deserve it for letting your heart wander.
CFR 0
HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...
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Comments (211)
fckaduck 0
Ugh, cheerleaders are overrated. Your girlfriend deserves better anyway.
rayrayy_fml 0
ahaha, men are always the first ones to call a girl a *****, deserved or not. But shit like this just proves that guys are the biggest *****, lmao.
thebigslim 13
No pity, YDI.
CFR 0
Omg someone who didn't say first! You are a rose among the thorns! (idk?) =P
Gemma_Mansonite 20
You just said that OP is the good person here...
Gemma_Mansonite 20
Wait ignore my comment. I apologise I thought the "you are a rose" sentence was implied to OP. Again, I am sorry
chowyuk 0
it's only a fyl if the cheerleader doesn't call you, too early to tell
omigawdd 0
if a girl did that they would call her a hoe . so i guess you are a man hoe. what would you do if your gf did that to you i hope she beat you up
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being a douchebag.
kionnalexus 0
You're an idiot and your girlfriend is better without you.
coloradodude12 0
Sorry I have to reply to the first comment, but I thought of this. School doesn't start for 2 weeks. Does the OP hang around his school during the summer?
paperfox_fml 0
Okay. I've seen so many men (and quite a few bitchy virginal 14 year old girls) bellowing it on pretty much every sex-themed FML written by a lady. Today, it is my turn! SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT ****! *****! WHOREWHOREWHORE! SLUTWHORE!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Oh yes, that was good. That was very good.
ohshitcock 0
lol