Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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artisticlicense 0
you deserve it for letting your heart wander.
CFR 0
HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...
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Comments (211)
ShetHappensxx 0
YDI for being a douche
fcukb0o 0
nice going u douchebag and LMFAO like the head cheerleader was hot.
Shyman4ever 0
The head cheerleader is usually a bitch. She was probably asking for your number cause she knew that your girl was right behind you and she did it just to set you up.
airplanefood 0
Okay, your points are valid but for some other situation. You're not even talking about this FML - who said it was a set up? If it was, OP would have mentioned it. The "Too bad" implies that it wasn't a set up and she just happened to be there. Yes, it's good to have friends that are girls but OP was clearly getting excited because it was a "more than just friends" thing, or else he wouldn't have posted this FML.
Hawkd 0
I hope you die in a fiery car crash in which you burn slowly.
BLACKLIGHTNING 0
you're a failure.
doof_fisch 2
Talk about a game of Pom-Pom-Pull-Away!
humorizer 14
#60 ftw. A troll that gets it right :D Sorry Kumo, you'll have to try harder.
ak7987 0
ydi for postin it
Alex_Wilko 0
Wait, how is he unfaithful? There was nothing directly saying he would cheat... and it depends on what sort of person he is whether he would. It isn't really grounds for a girlfriend to get angry, unless there was flirting or something else.