Today, my wife refuses to sleep with me anymore because it turns out I’m the spitting image of her dad when he abandoned the family when she was a 10. Even I think the resemblance is spooky but now she can’t even think of sex with me without feeling physically sick. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have come to accept that my girlfriend has such obvious daddy issues that I can only turn her on by dressing/acting/sounding like him, but not too obviously because if she realises that’s what I’m doing, she screams, “I do not want to have sex with my dad!” then starts crying. FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she won't have sex with me anymore. When I asked her why, she said I've lost too much weight and I now look like her son. Her son is 4 feet tall and 9 years-old. I'm 6 feet tall and 30 years old. She said that having sex with me feels like having sex with her son. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my husband accused me of having an incestuous relationship with my deceased father, all because we haven’t had sex in months due to my grieving. According to him, no one grieves that hard for someone unless they were in love or fucking them. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Shave your head, grow a goatee and get face tattoos. Unless your wife's dad had those then: grow hair, shave your beard and get face tattoo removal. I wish all problems had such easy solutions.
Chazzster 32
OP, unless you recently changed your appearance in a way that just happens to make you look more like wife’s dad, there has to be more to the story. I assume she did not meet and immediately marry you yesterday… While it’s possible that wife suddenly had a realization that you favor her Dad, I am betting that something else is going on… Not the same by any means - but after I met and eventually married my wife I finally figured out who she resembled. Turns out it was my sister my wife has a slight resemblance to. But that didn’t freak me out like your wife is freaked out. Either she’s having some sort of breakdown or there is something more to this story… By the way, ironically it might have been your resemblance to her missing father that attracted her to you in the first place. But for her to suddenly take this turn is very odd at best. I think it’s not impossible that wife has some other reason for this - “gaslighting” is not an exclusively male thing to do. You deserve a better explanation.
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JackWood 21
Get some masks and disguises and do some cosplay
RichardPencil 32
Shave your head, grow a goatee and get face tattoos. Unless your wife's dad had those then: grow hair, shave your beard and get face tattoo removal. I wish all problems had such easy solutions.
Chazzster 32
OP, unless you recently changed your appearance in a way that just happens to make you look more like wife’s dad, there has to be more to the story. I assume she did not meet and immediately marry you yesterday… While it’s possible that wife suddenly had a realization that you favor her Dad, I am betting that something else is going on… Not the same by any means - but after I met and eventually married my wife I finally figured out who she resembled. Turns out it was my sister my wife has a slight resemblance to. But that didn’t freak me out like your wife is freaked out. Either she’s having some sort of breakdown or there is something more to this story… By the way, ironically it might have been your resemblance to her missing father that attracted her to you in the first place. But for her to suddenly take this turn is very odd at best. I think it’s not impossible that wife has some other reason for this - “gaslighting” is not an exclusively male thing to do. You deserve a better explanation.
Someweirdhobo 12
Might want a DNA test. Just in case she is your secret half sister
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Um... she's just now discovering the resemblance? That seems pretty suspicious... and I've heard a lot of women will marry a man who reminds her of her father, but this is insane.
slim0104 1
Time for an divorce
lifesucks 2
how did you even get married??