Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
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Top comments
Fuckers 0
you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet
dayrin7 4
hehe i least you made it in XD
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Comments (115)
Horurerukul 0
You got excited over that? YDI
amy397123 0
In my opinion, that is something to be excited about.
genius_man16 1
Sure it's something to be mildly excited about, but so excited that you slip and crack your head open? Not so much. OP must have a really crappy life or something to get /that/ excited about making that weird shot.
elchapin562 0
actually this is FYL, if no one gets excited over making a shot into a trashcan they are emotionless bastards. i sympathize with OP since i know wut a slippery shower is like, especially if its tile. next time buy those anti slip mats or pads for the shower, they really help out
blargity 0
he may not have gotten it into that trashcan because it could have probably made that sound on whatever type of bathroom floor he has anyway
AlexZB 0
thats what we call FAIL
mandapanda93 0
i dont think u hve to get to excited to fall in the shower. all it takes is like one sudden movement and u just slip
pedobearsstalker 0
pics or it didn't happen
dogdog456 0
I completly agree with 15. but OP, that's kinda sad (and halarious) YDI
Drummerboy1234 0
just because OP got excited, doesn't mean he lives a crappy life. enjoy the little things you assholes, cause one day you'll look back and regret not experiencing them; be it shooting a shampoo bottle into a trashcan no look, or simply making someone smile. I sympathize with him, FYL
Smarty_ 0
So I'm guessing you're clumsy? I guess you learned your lesson about being careful in the shower, and yeah, FYL.
lol_XD_fml 0
just a little mean?? :P
ubetrwatchBN 5
He wasn't clumsy, just had an Adhesive Duck Deficiency.
irockmyworld 0
third!
dayrin7 4
hehe i least you made it in XD
Wreckless_fml 6
You got a little bit of duck in your face.
glassisass 0
hahhaha what a loser.
ydi_bitch 0
YDI for having a head
PlasmaWafflez 0
LOL! You just made my day! That's sooo funny hahahahaha
Izzay__09 0
L O L!
kirstiKORPSE 0
obviously you're an idiot then. not funny.
LifeFucksUsAll 0
...That's not funny. You must have an idiotic sense of humour. O.o
PlasmaWafflez 0
It was 4am and I was stoned
lendmeyourteeth 0
your life sounds super exciting props
Fuckers 0
you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet
ashleeee 0
lmfaoooooooooooooooo !
nightmaree_fml 0
THTS WAT I WAS THINKING!! xD
akvandervort 21
YDI. That's why you should recycle. You should have finished your shower, rinsed out the bottle and then recycled it.
scw777 2
who the hell does that?
cwbwaker33 0
ahahahahaa^
keven501 12
Save the planet
pingpongdj 0
i find it a little bit exaggerated for your skull to have cracked open. how'd you manage to post this here if it seriously cracked open? and, you really got so excited over that bottle of shampoo which landed in the bin? how old are you? o.o
magicoa 0
yeah i think he may of exagerated that,and even grown men in office throwing paper into the bins get excited when they make it haha