Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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quivx 7
You're an idiot
abcdefghiloveyou 0
...god. Seriously?
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Comments (102)
kmoney7 0
that's extreamly funny and sad. i did almost that exact thing only the sub we said it too knew my brother and was like laughing in my basement that weekend at me. so i feel ya haha
Mariee265 0
what's wrong with you?
MrGlad 0
WTF? I don't even understand while everyone was whistling, I mean it's a teacher, not a stripper walking in. Oh, and nice job taking it too far...
Sokai_fml 0
Awkward turtle!
krankypoptart 0
fail
scateice 0
that was kinda stupid but that must've sucked alot FYL
Uvula 0
I would have said "Can I" then continue with the song.
omgitsseejay 0
LOL It reminds me of that one episode of family guy, when peter was a construction worker, and he was like "YOU SUCK"!!
Roxas_fml 0
LOL, **** YES.
mnell 0
YDI.
Phallus_fml 0
Are you retarded?